Why Oh Why

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Why oh why can't I get a black girl?

I had a girl from Nepal, that was good and all
Had a chick from Sri Lanka, kinda looked like Blanka
But it's all in the way that she moves and shakes
I'm getting kinda fucking tired of you whiteys, but thanks
I need a bad, bad chick with an attitude
I need a gangster bitch that'll slap a dude
She don't give a fuck what you want or need
And I'm all about her, but she don't want me

I've been with all the little cuties on the Redhead Coast
Why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can, and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?

I had a lady named Sati and she liked goat cheese
But I sent her on her way with a, "Damn, bitch, please."
When I see my ladies, I always jump and shout
But they roll their fucking eyes and tell me, "Get the fuck out."
I love my big booty bitches from Charlotte, NC
But you whitebread girls ain't enough for me
I need a lady with soft, dark skin and a smile
But I ain't seen a woman like that in a while

I shagged all the naughty birds on the Brunette Coast
Why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can, and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?

Oh, Uncle Rusti knows all about them black girl blues
Ohhh, listen to my bass!

I turn down all the bitches on the Blondie Coast
Why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can, and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?
Everything I want
Everything I need
Is standing here right the fuck in front of me
I do everything I can, and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?

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from Unabashed, released March 24, 2016

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The Flameing Daeth Fearies are a Cabaret Punk Rock Sensation. Shows are a high-octane low-brow full-on experience: embracing blue comedy and obscure internet humor.

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